daddy duties at work

Anonymous Curious Duckling #191 · General Confessions

another boring week here and i was feeling real down so i decided to take on some daddy duties at the office like a weird flex. first thing in the morning, i walked around with my hands behind my back and gave everyone this stern look, trying to be all authoritative but i think it just looked silly since nobody said anything except for a couple of confused looks. later that day, after lunch, i went out to get coffee for me and some coworkers. i had to carry like four huge cups with one hand while my other was behind my back, trying to stay in character as this strict dad. it made ordering the damn drinks really hard and funny cause when you're carrying a bunch of hot coffee, you gotta be extra careful but still look all business-like. ended up spilling some on myself too which didn't help at all but surprisingly felt kinda good? like i needed that little wake-up call from my clumsy move. now i'm wondering if this is a thing others do for stress relief or if it's just me being weird and not sure if other daddies ever accidentally mess up as strict authority figures while trying to look put together. any thoughts? is this common? am i the only one who spills coffee as part of my daddy play?